Friday, October 9, 2009

Wildcat Sports

HEY THERE WILDCATS THIS IS ALEX BUDISH BRINGING YOU ALL THAT’S U OF A SPORTS.

 

WELL I HOPE YOURE READY FOR SOME COLLEGE FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE U OF A IS BACK, SO LETS GET RIGHT TO IT AND CHECK IT OUT.

 

WELL LIKE I JUST SAID THE U OF A IS BACK IN FOOTBALL FORM AS THEY HEAD TO SEATTLE TO TAKE ON THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES. ITS NO SURPRISE TO THIS ANCHOR THAT THE HUSKIES ARE CONFIDENT FOR THIS ONE. LOSING SOME HEARTBREAKERS OVER THE COURSE OF THIS SEASON TO SOME VERY GOOD TEAMS, AND THEY BEAT USC! THE WILDCATS HAVE REASON TO FEEL CONFIDENT TO HOWEVER, THEY COME IN BOASTING A 3-1 RECORD AND AN UNDERFEATED PAC 10 RECORD (EVEN IF IT IS ONLY ONE GAME). THE BIGGEST KEY TO THIS GAME IS SHUT DOWN LOCKER, DUDES CRAZY. EASILY A TOP 10 QB PICK IN THE DRAFT NEXT YEAR, HE SINGLE HANDEDLY CARRIES THE TEAM. SHUT HIM DOWN AND YOUR DEFENSE WILL FLOURISH. YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE HUSKIES RUN, AND FOR U OF A, THAT SHOULDN’T BE TO HARD. OUR CORNERS HAVE BEEN AWESOME THIS SEASON SO FAR, WITH CAM NELSON, GOLDEN TATE, AND DEVON ROSS PLAYING IMPECABLE DEFENSE, AND OH YA HOW ABOUT MR. TREVIN WADE? 4 PICKS IN FOUR GAMES..GROSS. ARIZONA HAS HAD SOME TROUBLE STOPPING THE RUN THIS SEASON AS WE’VE SEEN WITH IOWA AND THE RODGERS BROTHERS OF OREGON STATE, BUT IF WE STACK THE BOX WE SHOULD BE ALRIGHT. ON THE OFFENSIVE SIDE, ITS NOT TO BIG OF A QUESTION. NICK FOLES IS OUR LEADER. LET HIM LEAD. HE NEEDS TO DROP AT LEAT 30 PASSES COME SATURDAY, AND OUR RECIEVERS NEED TO BE ON TOP OF THEIR GAME, WE’VE DROPPED WAY TO MANY EASY BALLS THIS SEASON. IF GIRGSBY IS HEALTHY AND READY TO RUN, SHOVE HIM IN THERE AND LET HIM DO HIS THING, BUT IF NOT, MIX IT UP BETWEEN ANTOLIN AND NWOKU AND REALLY HAVE THE D-LINE GUESSING. BUT IT ALL SOUNDS SO EASY COMING OUT OF THIS ANCHORS MOUTH, WHY CANT IT JUST BE THAT WAY ON THE FIELD? BUT IF THEY DO WHAT I SAY (AND I KNOW THEY WILL, STOOPS IS SUCH A LOYAL UATV WATCHER), CATS COME BACK TO AZ WITH A WIN 24-17.

 

 

 

FINALLY, I WANTED TO TOUCH UPON SOMETHING THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME. YOU SEE THE GOOD FOLKS AT ESPN HAVE WRITTEN SOMETHING THAT I LIKE TO CONSIDER MY PERSONAL BIBLE. THEY HAVE PUBLISHED THE ESPN COLLEGE BASKETBALL ENCYCLOPEDIA. YAY. ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IS CREATES HUGE CONTROVERSY TO WHOEVER READS IT. THE BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY SOME OF THE GREATEST MINDS IN THE GAME, SO I DON’T KNOW HOW A BUNCH OF SMART PEOPLE COULD SCREW IT UP SO BAD. FOR EXAMPLE, ONE OF THE RANKINGS THIS WONDERFUL BOOK DOES IS RANK THE BEST PROGRAMS OF ALL TIME, ELECTRONICALLY. MISTAKE ONE. A COMPUTER CANNONT READ THE EMOTION, BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS AND SACRIFICE THAT A TEAM PUTS INTO GRUELING SEASON AFTER GRUELING SEASON TO MAKE IT TO MARCH. NUMBER TWO. ONCE YOU GET PAST THE ELECTRONICS, IT DOESN’T EVEN ADD POINTS FOR FINAL FOUR TRIPS AND CHAMPIONSHIPS. WHAT!?!?! WHO DOES THAT? EVERY TEAM KILLS TO MAKE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR AND WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP (OBVIOUSLY), SO HOW DOES THAT NOT FACTOR IN?.

AND 3. THEY RANKED THE WHOLE THINK WRONG. THE NUMBER ONE TEAM ACCORDING TO THE EDITIORS AND THE STUPID COMPUTER IS THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY. EW. UCLA IS CLEARLY THE BEST PROGRAM OF ALL TIME WITHOUT QUESTION, WITH 18 FINAL FOURS AND OH I DUNNO 11 CHAMPIONSHIPS, SO SWEET UK, ENJOY YOUR 7 TITLES AND TOP BILLING IN THIS BOOK, THOSE OF US WHO KNOW THE GAME AND ARENT DUMB KNOW WHOS REALLY ON TOP. BUT LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THE GOOD OL’ U OF A. WE CHECK IN AT AN IMPRESSIVE 49, NOT BAD FOR A SCHOOL WITH ONLY ONE TITLE. OVERALL THE PAC-10 HAD 8 TEAMS IN THE TOP 50 OF ALL TIME, WITH ONLY (SURPRISE) ASU AND WASHINGTON STATE NOT MAKING IT IN. BUT THEY’RE IN THE TOP 100. SO THAT’S ONE THING ILL AGREE ON. SO THERE ACC, THIS PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THE PAC-10 IS THE BEST (IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL ALONG) ILL WRITE MY OWN BOOK, AND ITLL BE BETTER SO DON’T WORRY THAT’S COMING SOON.

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